i've got a love letter for you. would you like to read it? come on, who doesn't want a love letter?
if you don't take the letter, i'll get real sad. take it. read it. for me? please and thanks you?
anyways, i guess we should talk about something else. y'know-
oop! look! another love letter for you! you must have a secret admirer.
if you would like me to alert you whenever you get a new letter, please contact my email. i'd love to keep in contact with you.